OMG! Locked Out Of My House Again!

Seriously?! Dude this is so frustrating. I totally forgot my keys inside again! Now I'm standing here frowning at the door, feeling dumb. It's like I have a superpower for forgetting stuff, especially the most basic necessities. I guess I'll have to call a handyman and hope they are available. This is going to cost me a fortune. Maybe next time I

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